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Dec 07 2009

Sexpo Show Girls Australia 2009

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Australia’s biggest celebration of sexuality, sexual health and adult lifestyle is back for its 11th year as apparently the most popular public exhibition in the country, with over 55,000 people visiting last year’s event in Sydney alone.

Miss Nude Australia at Sexpo 2009

First up in the Sexpo video series is an Aussie honey who is sexy, naughty, and very talented within the adult world. Miss Nude Australia, Penthouse Pet and Hustler Honey are just a few of the erotic titles belonging to this touring artist.

Her Starr performance at Sexpo was truly a feast for the eyes and left me feeling more than a little aroused. With a big sip of my champagne I asked her about herself, her career, and how far she would go to keep herself looking as good as she does. Enjoy

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SEXPO – Sexuality and Adult Lifestyle Exhibition is the worlds largest adult show. Sexpo boasts international performers in all aspects of adult entertainment.

The aim of the exhibition is to provide a fun vibrant atmosphere for like minded people – to enjoy and find information on ALL THINGS ADULT.

Sexpo is not just about SEX, it is about sexuality and adult lifestyles. At SEXPO you will find hundreds of exhibitors , and there is something for everyone. If you are looking for that fun, different or even special gift for a friend or loved one. You will find it all at SEXPO.

Our entertainment is second to none, with our international pornstars, male and female HOT bodies, hypnotists, comedians, lingerie parades and our WORLD FAMOUS AMATEUR STRIP!!!

SEXPO provides all their patrons with the opportunity to mix in a bit of shopping and socialising with world class entertainment thrown in – what better way to send a day/night out with friends or with your partner.

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Dec 07 2009

As she sat there, she looked at an empty box in front of her

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One day, an older woman was sitting on her bed, packing some things, in boxes, to put in her closet. She rubbed her forehead with her hand and thought of her terrible migraine headache, brought on by all this packing.1

??As she sat there, she looked at an empty box in front of her. Next, she looked around, wondering what she might pack in that box. Then, she said to herself, “If I get rid of some of these memories, that have been in my head all these years, maybe my head would not hurt as bad.2″

??She put the tip of her finger between her lips. Then, her mind started wondering back, back, and back into her younger years.

??She remembered her first puppy love3. Boy, was he handsome and strong for his age of 11. He looked even bigger in his elementary football uniform. “Guess, I will keep that memory,” she said. So, she quickly put tall ugg boots that in the box.

??Then, she began to think a little bit harder, now. “Oh, Yes, I surely remembered my first kiss. He was such a good kisser, too.” She, quickly, put her hand over her heart and could feel it beating faster and faster. She opened her eyes and said, “If I keep having memories like this, I will need something to take for high blood pressure.” She gasped4, then put that memory, definitely, into the box.

??Then, she remembered the last spanking she got from her dad. As she remembered this, she rubbed her bottom. It was as if she, still, felt the burning.5 She would keep that memory, as it taught her to be nice to others.

??Her memory took her forward ?to her high school prom6. She remembered the beautiful pink dress that her father had bought her. At the prom, she recognised a boy that she really liked. However, her sister had the same feelings. When her sister saw her looking at that boy, she walked over and (accidentally) spilled chocolate ice cream all over the front of her dress.7 She grabbed that memory and threw it in the trash.

??Though her memory started moving through the years, it stopped at meeting her husband. One night, she had gone out with her girlfriends and, upon returning home, there was an insurance salesman there. Her parents introduced them and, when she looked into his eyes, she knew she was classic tall boots in real love. Three months later, they were married.

??She went out at night with him, to go to several appointments. She soon realised that most of the late night meetings were with young women. She threw that memory in the trash, too.

??About a month later, she told her husband that he needed to stay home and find another job. He did. He became a CPA8. Little did she know that her husband and her puppy love were best of friends.

??She, then, began to think of their first child, then classic short ugg boots becoming a grandmother. She remembered her first diaper change9, too. (Poop.) She still remembered the stink10, held her nose shut, and put that thought in the trash, too. (She had to remember to take the trash out, when this was over.)

??When she realised that the box was full, she took some tape and tape the lid shut11. She took the box into the dining area and sat the box in a chair. Then, she went into the kitchen to fix supper for her husband.

??As she was preparing supper, the doorbell rang. There stood her puppy love. She could not turn him away, as they were friends now.

??He walked into the dining area and looked at the box in the chair. He picked it up and shook it. He asked her, “What’s in the box?”

??”My box of memories,” she answered.

??”Can I look in it?” he asked.

??”Sure, but don’t spill12 anything.”

??He opened the box and it was empty. Either I am blind or she is going insane. He looked at her and said, “There is nothing in here.”

??She turned toward him, with her hands on her hips, and said, “Well, does that tell you something? It means that you were not in my thoughts long enough to be in my memories.”

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Dec 07 2009

Top 10 Bizarre World Records(2)

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6. Longest Hair
Long, luxurious hair has been valued since the days of Rapunzel. But few women have taken it to her lengths – until Xie Qiuping. Xie has the world’s longest hair, at over 16 feet. Her hair is so long that she must wear it in a tiara on her head and travel with an attendant.

Xie has been growing her hair out since she was a child. She says that her last haircut was in 1973. “It’s no trouble at all. I’m used to it. But you need patience and you need to hold yourself straight when you have hair like this,” said Xie. While Xie has a strong lock on the title of world’s longest hair, there is a challenger. Cheng Shiqiong has been growing out her hair since 1996. But Xe doesn’t need to be worried – Cheng’s hair is only half the length of Xie’s, at nearly eight feet long.

7. Strangest Diet
Michel Lotito (aka Monsieur Mangetout) from Grenoble, France, has been eating metal and glass since 1959. Gastroenterologists have described his ability to consume 900 g (2 lb) of metal per day as “unique”. Mangetout – Michel’s nickname – literally translates as “eats everything”. Michel says bananas and hard-boiled eggs make him sick. His diet since 1966 included 18 bicycles, 15 supermarket trolleys, seven TV sets, six chandeliers, two beds, a pair of skis, a low-calorie Cessna light aircraft and a computer. He is said to have provided the only example in history of a coffin (handles and all) ending up inside a man. By October 1997, he had eaten nearly nine tons of metal.

8. Longest Speech
In 2004, Lluis Colet was entered into the Guinness Book of World Records for longest speech. His 2004 speech lasted 48 hours. Since then, the record was beaten by an Indian man who delivered a 120-hour speech, so Colet won it again, this time by talking for an amazing 124 hours. The 62-year-old Catalan and local government worker spoke for five straight days and four nights to set the record in the southern French town of Perpignan. Three notaries were on hand to recognize the feat which allowed Colet to enter in the Guinness Book of Records.

9. Loudest Screamer
The Guinness World Record for the loudest scream by an individual is a thundering 129 decibels, set by Jill Drake, from Tenterden, Kent, in London in 2000. That’s about 10 decibels lower than a jet engine. Mrs Drake, 52, discovered her unusual talent by accident on a trip to London. She entered a screaming competition in the Millennium Dome and was told her 129 decibel howl broke the world record.

10. Cycling Backwards with a Violin
Christian Adam of Lübeck, Germany, learned cycling at the age of 4 and started playing the violin in 1970. Since then, he has combined the two to set and break world records for cycling backwards. His current world record for cycling backwards with a violin is 60.45 kilometres (37.56 miles) in 5 hours, nine minutes.

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